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Jingle Burgers
Our newest & merriest Limited Time Offer Burgers!-
MELE KALIKAMAKA
A Big Kahuna of Flavor 😉Pristine Thicc Tavern Burger Topped with Applewood Bacon, Fresh Grilled Pineaplle, Onion Straws, Jalapeño und Kahuna Sauce on a Martin's Sesame Roll. Try leaving one of these out for Santa.
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COUSIN EDDIE
You serious Clark? One Fat Tavern Patty on an English Muffin topped with Cheddar Cheese, Grilled Mushrooms, one Fried Egg and BLBs Brown Gravy. Like a Salisbury steak McMuffin.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHITTER WAS FULL
If| woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised then I am right now. Two Smashy and Crispy Chorizo Putties, Melty Velveeta Cheese, Santa's Slayer Sauce and Jalapeño Kettle Chips on a Martin's Potato Roll.
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THE BLESSING
Grace? She passed away thirty years ago. Two Crispy Smash Patties topped with Provolone, Marconi Hot Giardiniera, Martins Potato Roll and Tasty Consommé. Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
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HALLELUJAH, HOLY SHIT!
I wanna look him right in the eye and tell him what a what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stif-legged, spotty lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he really is! Triple Stack Smash Patty with American, Cheddar, and Swiss, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Pickde Chips, Grilled Dirty Onions, Shretty Letty and Animal Sauce on a Martin's Sesame Roll.
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THE FLYING SQUIRREL
Where are you going to put a tree that big Clark? We cut this one down with our own hands. A Double Smasher, Cream Cheese Schmear, Pimento Cheese, Onion Jam, Maple Candied Bacon, Martin's Potato Roll. Bend over and I'll show ya
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WHERE’S THE TYLENOL?
We're gonna have the HAP, HAP, HAPPIEST Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking K. Two FAT Double Smash Patties for 3/4lb of Beef, Velveeta and Swiss, Maple Candied Bacon, Hot Giurdineira, Santa's Slayer Seruce, BBQ and Kettle Chips on a Martin's Sesame Roll.
Main
Sandwiches
On a sesame seed bun, sourdough, or marble rye bread. Gluten-free buns available-
MT's BBQ Bacon Pulled Pork Sammy
A Fat Portion of our House Smoked Pulled Pork Topped with House Fried Onion Straws, Melted Sharp Cheddar, Applewood Smoked Bacon and a sweet BBQ on a Martin’s Sesame Roll.
$16.00
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The Smokin' Pig Sandwich
Fresh slow-cooked pulled pork topped with onion straws, pickles, and Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce
$12.00
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Corned Beef Melt
Corned Beef topped with melted Swiss, grilled Onions, and Yellow Mustard on Marble Rye
$15.00
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BLBS Reuben
Freshly cooked, freshly cut, freshly delicious corned beef piled high on marble rye, topped with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Thousand Island dressing
$15.00
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Chicken Bacon Swiss
Grilled chicken breast with melted imported Swiss cheese, applewood smoked bacon, and honey mustard on sourdough bread
$12.00
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Spicy Brewster Chicken Sandwich
Crispy fried chicken with our signature sweet and spicy blend of spices, topped with dill pickle, pepper jack, leaf lettuce, tomato, and Duke's mayonnaise
$12.00
Option to make it a wrap
Add applewood smoked bacon + $1.99
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Turkey Club
Freshly sliced roasted turkey breast, applewood smoked bacon, leaf lettuce, tomato, and Duke’s mayo with American and Swiss cheese
$13.00
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Chipotle Turkey Bacon Melt
Fresh sliced roasted turkey covered in melted pepper jack cheese topped with bacon, leaf lettuce, tomato, and chipotle mayo on grilled sourdough bread
$13.00
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Classic BLT
1/2 lb of applewood smoked bacon cooked crispy on toasted white bread with leaf lettuce, juicy red tomato, and Duke’s mayo
$12.00
Add egg + $1.99
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Add Ons
Get it with a side of fries + $2.00
Quesadillas
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Chicken Quesadilla
Blend of Muenster and cheddar cheese, chicken, roasted red peppers, fresh jalapeños, and red onion on a flour tortilla. Served with fresh tortilla chips and a side of Dilla sauce and salsa
$16.00
Nachos & Fries
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Ballpark Nachos
Crispy tortilla chips with nacho cheese and jalapeños. ADD TACO BEEF OR CHICKEN +2.99
$5.00
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Fully Loaded Nachos
Homemade corn tortillas topped with your choice of ground beef or chicken, nacho cheese, onions, diced tomatoes, leaf lettuce, and fresh jalapeños. These taste even better than they look… GET IT AS A HALF ORDER $10
$19.00
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Pulled Pork Nachos
Fresh homemade tortilla chips topped with a generous helping of pulled pork, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce, nacho cheese, and a slew of fresh and nutritious nacho veggies
$19.00
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Pure Michigan Potato Nachos
Our signature waffle fries topped with sharp cheddar cheese, crispy fried chicken, applewood smoked bacon, house-made buttermilk ranch dressing, and chopped dill pickles
$18.00
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Truffle Fries
Our classic tasting Shoestring Fries Tossed In White Truffle Oil and Truffle Salt. Served with house made truffle dip.
$10.00
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BG Poutine Fries
Canada’s finest delicacy. Shoestring fries smothered in brown gravy and white cheddar curds.
$9.00
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Chili Cheese Fries
Crispy shoestring fries topped with nacho cheese and Red Hots Coney Island Chili.
$9.00
Hot Dogs
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Dearborn Natural Casing Hot Dog
$3.00
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Red Hots Coney Island Chili Dog
Dearborn Brand natural casing hot dog with locally sourced 100 year old chili recipe
$4.00
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Add ons
Add a side of fries for + $1.99
Ask about our soup and slider of the day!
Dinners
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Tendies and Fries
Southern-style fried chicken tenders with crispy hot French fries and your choice of sauce
$13.00
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Grilled Chicken Salad
Grilled chicken on top of leaf lettuce, tomato, onion, croutons, shredded cheddar cheese, and your choice of house-made dressing
$13.00
Available dressings:
Ranch
Italian
Blue cheese
Honey Mustard
Caesar
Thousand Island
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BLBS Chicken Caesar Salad
Green leaf lettuce, parmesan, croutons, Caesar dressing, and fresh grilled chicken
$15.00
Snacks
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Pretzel Bites
$9.00
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Breaded Pepper Jack Bites
$9.00
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Homemade Fried Pickle Chips
$8.00
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Mini Tacos
$8.00
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Battered Mozz Sticks
$10.00
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Homemade Chips & Fresh Salsa
$8.00
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Homemade Chips & Queso
$8.00
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Shoestring Fries
$4.00
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Waffle Fries
$5.00
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Onion Rings
$7.00
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Soup of the Day
-ASK YOUR SERVER-
$6.00
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Stuff Yourself Sampler
1 Mattkin Burger (cut in half), mozz sticks, 1/2 dozen naked or boneless wings (tossed in sauce), mini tacos, and pretzel bites. Comes with your choice of 3 other dipping sauces
$21.00
Add Another Mattkin + $5.00
Burgers
Made with certified Angus beef and cooked to order. Gluten-free buns available-
Garlic Butter Truffle Shuffle
Classic 1/2 lb patty of America's finest ground beef basted in fresh minced garlic butter, topped with melted provolone cheese, onion straws, and house-made truffle aioli. Add shrettuce and tomato at no charge
$14.00
Add Applewood Smoked Bacon + $1.99
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M.T.'s BBQ Bacon Cheddar
Combine 6 oz of our premiere Angus beef with applewood smoked bacon, Wisconsin sharp cheddar, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ, and house-battered onion straws
$15.00
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Mushroom Swiss Burger
The name says it all! A big delicious burger with fresh grilled mushrooms and melted Swiss cheese on a sesame roll
$13.00
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Firestarter Burger
Our spiciest burger on the menu... Seriously, you've been warned. Tavern-size patty topped with breaded jalapeño coins, pepper jack cheese, and Threat Level aioli
$13.00
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The E-Rock Burger
One of our most popular burgers. Stuffed hearty burger with gooey pepper jack cheese and applewood smoked bacon, topped with melted cheddar
$13.00
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The M.T. Burger
Tavern-size beef patty served Garden of Eden style with fresh leaf lettuce, tomato, thin-sliced onion, and pickle.
$12.00
Add your choice of cheese + $1.00
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Add ons
Add bacon + $1.99
Add fried egg + $2.00
Make it a 6 oz hormone free grilled chicken breast + $2.00
Get it with a side of fries + $2.00
Wraps
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Crack Wrap
Fried chicken, leaf lettuce, tomato, bacon, cheddar cheese, and crack sauce, wrapped in a grilled tortilla
$13.00
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Downriver White Girl
Shretty letty, provolone, grilled chicken, crunchy croutons, parm, house-made Caesar dressing, and diced tomatoes
$12.00
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Smashville Hot Chicken Wrap
Brewster hot chicken, pepper jack cheese, smashed-up McD's hashbrown, shrettuce, tomato, dill pickle, and buffalo ranch
$13.00
Wings
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Naked
Smoked
(6) $11.00
(12) $20.00
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Boneless
(6) $11.00
(12) $20.00
Sauces
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Sweet BBQ
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Crack Sauce
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Creamy Parm Garlic
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Sweet Chili
mild
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Spicy Garlic Parm
medium
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Shady Sauce
medium
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Spicy Buffalo
spicy
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Hot Honey Mustard
spicy
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Hellfire Buffalo
spicy
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Extra Ranch or Blue Cheese
$1.00
* Ask your server about menu items that are cooked to order. Consuming undercooked meats or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
* There is a 3.5% fee for credit card transactions
Smash Patty Burgers
Get it with a side of fries +2-
The Dirty Burger
Two Crispy Thin Smash Patties with shrettuce, tomato, smothered in Velveeta, and topped with Grilled Diced Worcestershire Basted Onions, Pickles and Dirty Sauce.
$12.00
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Double Smashkin Cheeser
Two Crispy thin Smash Patties with Velveeta, mustard, ketchup, pickle, on a sesame seed bun. GET IT ANIMAL STYLE (no charge) - mustard fried topped with melted Velveeta, diced grilled onions, animal sauce and pickles.
$10.00
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The Mattkin’s Burger
3oz slider patty topped with grilled thin sliced onions, pickles, mustard, and ketchup. *UPGRADE TO MATTKINS BACON DOUBLE: With an extra patty and bacon +4 ** MAKE IT DELUXE: add lettuce, tomato & Duke’s mayo +1.99
$5.00
Breakfast (Anytime)
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Breakfast Quesadilla
Chorizo, scrambled eggs, jalapeños, smashbrowns, mixed with a blend of Muenster and pepper jack cheeses. Served with a side of chips, salsa, and sunshine sauce
$15.00
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Breakfast Sliders
(2) Sliders with Egg, Bacon (or) Sausage, melted Muenster and Dilla Sauce on a Potato Bun
$12.00
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Breakfast Tacos
Two chorizo and egg tacos served with onions and cilantro in a flour tortilla
$8.00
Add a third taco + $1.99
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BLB's Breakfast Burrito
Bacon, sausage, potatoes, roasted red pepper, grilled jalapeño, and onion with scrambled eggs. Served with chips and salsa
$12.00
Add cheese + $1.00
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Bacon and Cheese Matt Muffin
Bacon, Fried egg, Velveeta, Truff Hot Sauce, Toasted English Muffin. Served with 2 McHashbrowns.
$9.00
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Downriver Hangover
Two eggs prepared how you like it, two links of fat breakfast sausage, two pieces of bacon, McHash browns, and toast
$12.00
Treat yourself to a breakfast boilermaker + $5.00
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Add Mchash Browns to Any Item For
$1.00
Ask about our soup and slider of the day!
*Ask your server about menu items that are cooked to order. Consuming undercooked meats or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
*There is a 3.5% fee for credit card transactions.
Brunch
Available on Saturdays & Sundays: 7AM - 3PM
Start Here
Pick a few for the table or enjoy for yourself-
Morning After Poutine
Shoestring fries smothered in sausage gravy, white cheddar curds, breakfast sausage, chorizo then topped with a fried egg and green onion
$14.00
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Bisquicks and Gravy
Two Southern style biscuits (not actually made with bisquick) topped with our homemade sausage gravy
$8.00
Half Order $4.00
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The Stoner’s Delight
Two strawberry PopTarts with Nutella filling pancake battered and deep fried then sprinkled with powdered sugar
$8.00
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Zack’s Links
A Brewligans Public House throwback. 3 pancake battered sausage links on a stick with blueberry maple dipping sauce
$9.00
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Beignet’s
Warm, pillowy beignets, lightly fried and generously dusted with powdered sugar. These classic New Orleans-style doughnuts are a sweet and airy. -Perfect with a cup of black coffee!
$5.00
Big League Breakfast Classics + New Arrivals
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The Downriver Hangover
Two eggs prepared how you like it, two links of fat breakfast sausage, two pieces of bacon, McHash browns, and toast
$12.00
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The French Tickler
Stuffed sourdough French toast with a bacon ricotta cream inside then topped with a caramel drizzle, maple bacon, and powdered sugar
$10.00
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The Full Frenchie Breakfast
Our sourdough French toast with powdered sugar and organic maple syrup dipper, two eggs your way, choice of sausage or bacon, and McHashbrown
$12.00
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BLB’s Breakfast Burrito
Bacon, sausage, potatoes, roasted red pepper, grilled jalapeño and onion with scrambled eggs. Served with chips and salsa
$12.00
Add cheese + $1.00
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Chorizo & Eggs Breakfast Tacos
Two chorizo and egg tacos served with onions and cilantro in a flour tortilla
$8.00
Add a third taco + $2.00
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Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy
A creamy lemon stuffedd french toast with a lemon zest frosting.
$12.00
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Monte Cristo Breakfast Frencher
Maple Bacon, oven roasted Turkey, Swiss, fried Egg on two Pieces of Powdered Sugar covered French Toast.
$15.00
Slutty Sandwiches
Served with 2 McHashbrowns*Sub buns with McHashbrowns for a gluten-free escape of flavor
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Bacon and Cheese Matt Muffin
Bacon, fried egg, Velveeta, truff hot sauce, toasted English muffin
$9.00
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Peppa Pig Tuffin’ Muffin
Sausage, bacon, fried egg, muenster, dilla sauce, toasted English muffin
$7.00
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Corned Beef Hash Smash Muffin
Sy Ginsberg corned beef, melted Swiss, roasted red peppers, and sautéed onions, fried egg, mc hashbrown, dilla sauce
$10.00
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Cock - A - Doodle Dang
Two Brewster hot chicken tenders drizzled in Mike’s Hot Honey, melted pepper jack, dill pickles, Duke’s Mayo, truff sauce on powdered sourdough French toast buns
$10.00
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La Siesta Smashkin
1/4 lb chorizo smash patty, fried egg, American chez, dilla sauce, grilled potato bun
$7.00
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Polish King HASH
Sauteed Peppers, Onions, And Dearborn Brand Kielbasa, 2 Hash Browns, Two Eggs Of Your Choice, rye or sourdough
Coffee Talk
We source our coffee beans locally from Detroit Based Great Lakes Coffee Co.-
Hot Coffee
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Iced Coffee
Business as Usual
Vegan
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Pretender Box
$17.50
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Vegan Crack Wrap
$15.00
Sandwiches
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Rueben
$15.00
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Spicy Brewster
$12.00
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Turkey Club
$13.00
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Chipotle Turkey
$13.00
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BLT
$11.00
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Smoking Pig
$11.00
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Smashville Hot Chicken Wrap
$13.00
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Crack Wrap
$13.00
Burgers
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Mattkins
$5.00
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Double Smashkins
$9.00
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Dirty Burger
$10.00
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Pure Michigan Nachos
$16.00
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Hot Dog
$3.00
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Chili Dog
$4.00
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Tendies And Fries
$13.00
Snacks and Appetizers
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Boneless Wings
(6) $11.00
(12) $20.00
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Naked Wings
(6) $11.00
(12) $20.00
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Onion Rings
$7.00
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Soup of the Day
$6.00
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Shoestring Fries
$4.00
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Chili Cheese Fries
$7.00
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Waffle Fries
$5.00
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Mozz Sticks
$10.00
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Pepper Jack Bites
$9.00
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Fried Pickle Chips
$8.00
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Mini Tacos
$8.00
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Ballpark Nachos
$5.00
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Chips & Fresh Salsa
$5.00
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Chips & Queso
$7.00
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Pretzel Bites
$9.00
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Brown Gravy Poutine
$9.00
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BLB Truffle Fries
$9.00
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Stuff Yourself Sampler
$20.00
Eye Openers
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Oh No, I've Creamed My Coconuts!
Mr. Black Cold Brew Coffee Liqueur, Malibu Coconut Rum, Great Lakes Cold Brew Coffee, cream, coconut, whipped cream with toasted coconut flakes
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Bestpresso Martini
Ketel One Vodka, Mr. Black Coffee Liqueur, crème de cacao, espresso, cream
Mint Espresso Martini also available
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Irish Coffee
Jameson Irish Whiskey, Irish cream, coffee
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Bourbon n' Waffles Old Fashioned
Old Grand Dad Bourbon, maple syrup, orange, bitters, bacon, blueberries, mini waffle
*Made with real fresh made mini-waffles
Breakfast snacks aren’t just for bloodies anymore!
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Photosynthesip
Drumshambo Irish Gun Powder Gin, Cucumber, Mint, Jalapeño
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Can’t beet brunch
Grey Goose Vodka, Beet, Lemon, Honey, Cayenne
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Sunny side sip
Malfy Blood Orange Gin, Aperol, Vanilla Bean, Prosecco
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Tropic like it’s hot
Tanteo Habanero Tequila, llegal Mezcal, Pineapple, Lime, Turmeric, Habanero Honey Brûlée Rim
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Woke up thirsty
Del Maguey Mezcal, Watermelon, Lime, Ginger Beer, Smoked Salt
Shots + Brunch Boilers!!
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OG Breakfast Shot
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Blueberry Pancake Breakfast Shot
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Fernet Branca
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Menti Bois
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Ferrari
(Vrooooooom)
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Underberg
(Hangover magic)
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
Honey, don’t you think it’s time we spiced up our Sunday Life?
BIG LEAGUE BLOODY
Tito’s Vodka and Detroit’s own McClure’s Bloody mix with our super secret BLBs little something somethings complete with Garnish.
Whether you like it a little spicy or a lot, we have a 1 - 10 Rising Heat Scale inspired by the Hot Ones Wing Challenge. Sauces taken directly from season 24 of Hot Ones.
BLOODY MARY - Tito's Vodka
BLOODY MURRAY - Jim Beam Bourbon
RED SNAPPER - Tanqueray Gin
BLOODY MARIA - Altos Tequila
CUBANITA - Bacardi Rum
Hot Ones Heat Scale:
0 No spice
1 Classic Hot Sauce Garlic Fresno
2 Seeing Double
3 Fermented Kimchi
4 Los Calientes Barbacoa
5 Chairman Meow's Revenge
6 IL MIG +
7 Red Flag
8 Evolution Hot Sauce
9 Peppers Up!
10 The Last Dab: Xperience
Poppin’ Bottles Mimosas
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Mimosa Brunch Bottle Service
Champagne bottle with choice of juice: Classic OJ, Very Berry, Peachy-Pineapple, or Strawberry Lemonade
Trailer Park Mimosas
Miller High Life and OJ served in a Champagne FluteFor the discerning gentleman or gentle lady
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Single Wide
High Life and OJ
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Double Wide
2 High Lifes and OJ
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Trailer Park
Bucket of 5 High Lifes and OJ to share with friends… or not
Taco Tuesdays
$1 Taco Tuesday
Dine in only deals-
The $1 Taco
Beefy and cheezy with shrettuce. (Crispy or softy)
$1.00
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Tuesday Street Tacos
Your choice of meat: Spicy Chicken Tinga, Carnitas OR Chorizo
Street Tacos (onions & cilantro) $3.00
Make it supreme with sour cream & tomatoes + $0.99
Downriver Mom Style (meat, chz, letty) $3.00
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*Double Decker Taco
Softy and crispy with nacho cheezy, beefy shredded cheezy and shrettuce
Ground Beef $3.00
Spicy chicken tinga, Carnitas OR Chorizo $4.00
Taco Friends
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BLBs Krunchy Wrap
Nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese and sour cream
Ground Beef $8.00
or chicken + $1.00
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Dope Taco Salad
We call it dope because taco salad is dope. Made with a crispy nifty shell plate bowl thing
$11.00
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Chili Cheese Burrito
Chili, beefy, shredded cheezy, sour creamy, tortilla crispy
$6.00
$1 Taco Booze Day
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Modelo Pints
$3.50
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MT Marg
$7.00
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Burny Marg
$7.00
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Mezcal Marg
$7.00
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Johnny Vegas
$5.00
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Tequila Shots $1 Off
Vegan
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Beyond Burger™
Served on a vegan bun with fresh leaf lettuce, tomato, thin-sliced onion, and pickle
$17.00
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Vegan Potato Notchos
Our signature waffle fries topped with vegan cheddar cheese, vegan tenders, house-made vegan ranch dressing, and chopped dill pickles
$20.00
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Vegan Crack Wrap
Pretenders, vegan cheddar, shrettuce, tomato, and vegan crack sauce
$15.00
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Pretenders Box
Not chicken tendies with fries, served with your choice of dipping sauce or vegan ranch. Toss them in your favorite plant-based wing sauce
$17.50
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Spicy Not Chicken Sandwich
Hot chicken pretenders, vegan cheddar, shrettuce, tomato, pickle, and vegannaise on a vegan bun
$17.00
Ask about our soup and slider of the day!
*Ask your server about menu items that are cooked to order. Consuming undercooked meats or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
*There is a 3.5% fee for credit card transactions.
Speciality Drinks
Cryptic Cocktails
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EMBER & APRICOT
Elijah Craig Small Batch, Apricot, Caged Heat, Lemon
$9.00
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DEADITE
Blood Orange Malfy Gin, Mike's Hot Honey, Turmeric, Lime & Soda Water
$9.50
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OBSCURUM VITA
Del Maguey Vita Mezcal, Casamigos Reposado Tequila, POM, Agave, Lime, Plum Bitters & Clove
$11.50
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BOONANA OLD FASHIONED
Old Grandad Bourbon, Brown Sugar, Banana
$9.50
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THE DRIP
El Jimador Blanco Tequila, Aperol, Creme de Cassis, Lime
$12.00
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PUMPKIN ESPRESSO MARTINI
Ketel One Vodka, Mr.Black Coffee Liqueur, Creme De Cacao, Cream, Pumpkin, Great Lakes Cold Brew
$10.00
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CANNIBAL CAMPFIRE
Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Chai, Creme, Burnt Marshmallow
$10.50
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IT’S STICKY SMILE
Watershed Apple Brandy, Smirnoff Caramel Vodka, Apple Cider, Black Walnut Bitters, Blakes Original
$14.00
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
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Strawberry Shortcake
Strawberry, lime, Faygo Cream Soda, whipped cream
$6.00
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Yankee Blue Jeans
Tea, honey, ginger
$6.00
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MOCKTAILS
Sangria, Moscow Mule, Espresso Martini
$9.00
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CLEVER
Margarita
$8.00
N/A Beers
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Guinness 0
$5.50
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Heineken 0.0
$4.00
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Athletic Run Wild IPA
$5.50
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Blue Moon N/A
$5.00
Other
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Topo Chico Mineral Water
Ask about our Faygo flavors
$3.00
$4 Rumple Mintz
It’s happy hour every Monday - Friday 2 pm - 5 pm!
DRANKS
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Mini Martini
$5.00
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Sour Grinch
Midori, Wodka, Lemon+Lime, SIMP, Egg Wh1T3
$7.00
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Christmas Suds
1 Pint o’seasonal Beery Delight
$4.00
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Black Santa
T1to’s Wodka, Meestah black coffee liquor, cold brew, simp, rumpy mens, Pinch O’Salt
$7.00
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Red Rider Spr1tz
OH! Snaperol, PROsexO, House Cherry, Sooooduh, Lemon, MariSchiNO Sizzurp
$6.00
FOOD
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D1ScO Gl1ZZ1Es
2 Snappy Dearborn Dongers topped in Pimento Cheese, Onion Jam, Guldens sp1cy Brown, pickle relish, and BBQ or Jalapeño kettle chips
$8.00
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Old #2
2 burgers, MAGA cheese, cats & must, onion, pickles - with fries
$7.00
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Pooty M3LT $L1D3R
Beef SMasher, pooty gravy, cheese curdz
$6.00
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Tropic Thunder
2 All beef smashers, Bernie jack chz, pineapple o-faces, Santa’s slayer sauce
$7.00
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Wanger Dangers
5 wings (with or without bones) tossed in your favorite sauce
$6.00
Milk & Cookies Offering:
$7. All served with a 1 oz shotback-
D1e Hard IS a Xmas Film
Jager Dropped In Energy in the style of Hans Gruber off Nakatami Plaza
$7.00
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Rudolphs Red Rocket
Hamms & Red Stag
$7.00
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All I Want for Christmas is Butt Stuff
Blakes & Espolon
$7.00
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Mrs. SanT13s Pan Tea$
Sun Crewser & Gr33n Tea
$7.00